Happy Birthday OLD MAN!!
I LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD!
None of my other husbands even compare!
Whatcha making me for dinner for your bday?
I'm just teasing -- I'll make dinner if you want me too -- whatcha want on your hotdogs?
Seriously honey -- I wouldn't be who, what or where I am without you. I LOVE YOU so very much.
Your support is immeasurable and so are your good looks. And that's a damn nice combo.
And speaking of combo's, maybe we should just go out for dinner . . .